We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
why is half of my head shaved?
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