i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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