just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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