this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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