I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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