so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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