she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
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