He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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