That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
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