Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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