haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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