just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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