No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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