She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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