your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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