I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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