He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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