Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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