YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
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