everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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