Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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