I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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