just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
My balls are so social today.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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