How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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