my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
When did angry sex become our thing?
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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