I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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