I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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