Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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