Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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