Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
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