I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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