evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Randomize
