Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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