Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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