why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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