she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize
