Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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