My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
well, you know. whores of a feather.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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