Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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