He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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