The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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