I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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