I wish i was in the wii world.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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