I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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