My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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