kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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