return my video game
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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