Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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