sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
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Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
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