Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Text me some of your sweat
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
