Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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