ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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