It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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